CAPO on 2nd Fret

Verse I:
               Bm
If you weren't born with it
                     A
You can buy a couple ornaments
                         G
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
                            D
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Bm                                 A
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
                            G
You can always call up a professional
                              D
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Pre-Chorus:
Bm
Kids forever, kids forever
A
Baby soft skin turns into leather
G
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
D
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Chorus:
Bm                           A
 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
G                                     D
 Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Bm                         A
 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
G
 Do you swear you'll stay forever
D
 Even if her face don't stay together
Bm     A
        Even if her face don't stay together

Verse II:
                          Bm
If you want a little more confidence
                                         A
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
                             G
All you need's a couple more condiments
                                        D
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
     Bm
It's such a waste
                                  A
When little girls grow into their mothers face
                                     G
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
                                    D
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

Pre-Chorus:
Bm
Kids forever, kids forever
A
Baby soft skin turns into leather
G
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
D
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Chorus:
Bm                           A
 Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
G                                     D
 Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Bm                         A
 Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
G
 Do you swear you'll stay forever
D
 Even if her face don't stay together
 Bm
Stay forever, stay forever
A
Even if her face don't stay together
 G
Stay forever, stay forever
D
Even if her face don't stay together 

 Intro: Dbm  B  A  E   
 
Verse: 
              Dbm  
If you weren't born with it 
                     B  
You can buy a couple ornaments 
                         A  
Just be sure to read the warning, kids 
                            E  
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it 
 Dbm                                B  
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual 
                            A  
You can always call up a professional 
                              E  
They stick pins in you like a vegetable 
  
Chorus:
 Dbm  
Kids forever, kids forever 
 B  
Baby soft skin turns into leather 
 A  
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic 
(stop) 
No one will love you if you're unattractive 
  
Verse:
 Dbm  
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
 B  
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
 A   
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
 E   
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
 Dbm  
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
 B  
  How did you afford her surgery? 
 A  
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
 E  
Even if her face don't stay together 
 Dbm    B     
       Even if her face don't stay together  
 
Instrumental: A E  
  
Bridge: 
                          Dbm  
If you want a little more confidence 
                                         B  
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense 
                             A  
All you need's a couple more condiments 
                                        E  
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments 
     Dbm  
It's such a waste 
                                  B  
When little girls grow into their mothers face 
                                     A  
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste 
                                    E  
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate 
 
Chorus:
 Dbm  
Kids forever, kids forever 
 B  
Baby soft skin turns into leather 
 A  
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic 
(stop) 
No one will love you if you're unattractive 
 
Bridge: 
 Dbm  
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
 B  
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
 A   
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
 E   
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
 Dbm  
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
 B  
  How did you afford her surgery? 
 A  
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
 E  
Even if her face don't stay together 
 Dbm  
Stay forever, stay forever 
 B  
Even if her face don't stay together 
 A  
Stay forever, stay forever 
 E  
Even if her face don't stay together 
 
 Dbm * 
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
 B * 
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
 A *  
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
 E * 
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
 Dbm * 
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
 B * 
  How did you afford her surgery? 
 A * 
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
(stop) 
Even if her face don't stay together 
 Dbm  
Stay forever, stay forever 
 B  
Even if her face don't stay together 
 A  
Stay forever, stay forever 
 E  
Even if her face don't stay together 
 
Outro: Dbm  B  A  E