Intro: G F Em Cm

Yeah!
G
And if your heart stops beating
 F#m          Bm
I'll be here wondering
      Em        Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
              G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#m          Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
     Em         Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
   Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
 C            D
Then your heart can't take this

 G              B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice to say
     Eb          D
I think they never liked you anyway
 G              B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
   Cm
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
       Eb       D
And wouldn't it be great
         G
If we were dead?
   G
Ohh dead.

G
Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
 F#m         Bm
You never fell in love
   Em             Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
             G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
 F#m         Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
   Em           Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
                 Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
      Cm           D
Then your heart can't take this

 G              B7
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice to say
     Eb          D
I think they never liked you anyway
 G              B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
   C                      Eb
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
       Eb       D
And wouldn't it be great
If we were dead?

Bridge:
 Am              G
And in my honest observation
 /F#         Em
During this operation
           Em         Cm
Found a complication in your heart
           Am
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
       Bm
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

Adlib: G B7 C Eb D (2x)
One, two, one two three four!

G
LА LА LА LА LА!
 B7
LА LА LА LА LА LA!
 C         D
LА LА LА LА LА LА LA!
Well come on,
 C
LА LА LА LА LA!
 B7
LА LА LА LА LА LA!
  C         D
LА LА LА LА LА LА LA!
Oh motherfucker,
   G
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
 B7
Then why are we laughing? (LА LА LА LА LА LA!)
   C
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
       D
Then why are we laughing?
         G
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
     B7        C
Then why are we laughing? (LА LА LА LА LА LA!)
                D
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
           G
Then why am I dead?
DEAD! 

 G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
      Em         C
Did you get what you deserve?
              G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
      Em             C
Did you get what you deserve?
              Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
       C       D
Then your heart can't take this

 G              D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice to say
     D              D7
I think they never liked you anyway
 G              D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
   C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
    D
And wouldn't it be great
  Dsus2    G
If we were dead?
   G-
Ohh dead.

G
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
   Em              C
Did you get what you deserve?

             G
The ending of your life
          G
And if you get to heaven
   D
I'll be here waiting, babe
   Em           C
Did you get what you deserve?
                 Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
      C        D
Then your heart can't take this

 G           D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice to say
     D          D7
I think they never liked you anyway
 G              D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
   C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
       D
And wouldn't it be great
  Dsus2
If we were dead?

Bridge:
 Am              C
And in my honest observation
         Am
During this operation
           C  G        D
Found a complication in your heart
           Am       C      G      D
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
       Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
         Em                 D
Is that the most the both of you can give?

Adlib: G D Em C

One, two, one two three four!

G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
 C         D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
 G
LA LA LA LA LA!
 D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
  C         D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
   G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
 D
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
   C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
       D
Then why are we laughing?
         G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
     D                    C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
                D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
            G-
Then why Am I dead?
G
DEAD! 

 Intro: G5 | G5 F#5
       G5 
 
Yeah! 
G5 | F#5 B5 | E | C 

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Verse I: 
G5 
 And if your heart stops beating 
F5            B5 
 I'll be here wondering 
        E5              C5 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
 
Pre-Chorus: 
G5 
And if you get to heaven 
F#5              B5    
I'll be here waiting babe 
        G5               C5 
Did you get what you deserve?! 
The end! 
 
             A5 
And if your life won't wait 
           C5          D5 
Then your heart can't take this! 
 
Chorus: 
G5               B5 
Have you hear the news that you're dead?! 
C5 
No one ever had much nice to say, 
   Eb5                      D5 
I think I never liked you anyway. 
     G5               B5 
Oh, take me from the hospital bed! 
  C5 
Wold'nt it be grand? 
 
It ain't exactly what you planned. 
       Eb5                 D5       G5 
And wold'nt it be great if we were dead? 
F#5  G5 
Oh, dead... 
 
Verse II: 
G 
Tounge-tied and oh squeamish, 
F#5            B5 
You never fell in love, 
          E5              C5 
Did you get what you deserve? 
 
The ending of your life 
 
Pre-Chorus: 
G5 
And if you get to heaven 
F#5              B5    
I'll be here waiting babe 
        G5               C5 
Did you get what you deserve?! 
The end! 
 
             A5 
And if your life won't wait 
           C5          D5 
Then your heart can't take this! 
 
Chorus: 
G5               B5 
Have you hear the news that you're dead?! 
C5 
No one ever had much nice to say, 
   Eb5                      D5 
I think I never liked you anyway. 
     G5               B5 
Oh, take me from the hospital bed! 
  C5 
Wold'nt it be grand  
to take the pistol by the hand? 
       Eb5                 D5       G5 
And wold'nt it be great if we were dead? 
 
Bridge: 
 A5                    G5 
And in my honest observation 
  F#5              E5 
During this operation 
                 E5             C5 
Found a complication in your heart 
                 A5 
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got) 
       B5 
Maybe just 2 weeks to live 
(Is that the most the both of you can give?!?!?!) 
 
Solo (Frank's guitar): 
G5 | B5 | C5 | Eb5 D5 }x2
 
1, 2, 1 2 3 4! 
 
G5 
La la la la la! 
   B5 
La la la la la la! 
   C5              D5 
La la la la la la la! 
 
Well, c'mon 
 
G5 
La la la la la! 
   B5 
La la la la la la! 
   C5              D5 
La la la la la la la! 
 
You motherfucker 
 
   G5 
  (La la la la la)    (La  
If life ain't just a joke 
B5 
 la la la la la) 
 then why are we laughing?! 
  C5  
  (La la la la la)    (La  
If life ain't just a joke 
D5 
 la la la la la) 
 then why are we laughing?! 
   G5 
  (La la la la la)    (La  
If life ain't just a joke 
B5 
 la la la la la) 
 then why are we laughing?! 
  C5  
  (La la la la la)  
If life ain't just a joke 
     D5 
then why am I dead?! 
 
G5 | F#5 

 G5 
Dead!