(Beep-beep...)

Intro - G (Palm muted)  

(Verse)
   G     
Now come on come all to this tragic affair; 
Em
wipe off that make-up, what's in is dispare
  C7
so throw on the black dress mix in with the lot;
       Em7               Em
you might wake up and notice youre someone your not
     G       
If you look in the mirror and dont like what you see 
     Em 
you can find at first hand what its like to be me
  C7      
so gather round piggies and kiss this goodbye
   Em                 G          Em7
i'll encourage your smile, i'll expect you wont cry

(Bridge)
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G-0---------------------------------5-5-7-5-4-0----------/
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(Verse 2)
Another contrution my funeral jag, 
is my resignition my service's radd
you've got front row seats to the penatons ball;
when i grow up i want to be nothin' at all.

(Repeat bridge) 

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Start off with percussive strikes

   G
Now come on, come all to this tragic affair
Em
Wipe off that make up what's in is despair, so
C#m
Throw on the black dress mixed in with the lot, you might
Cm
Wake up and notice you're someone you're not, if you
G
Look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can
Em
Find out first hand what it's like to be me, so
C#m
Gather 'roung piggies and kiss this goodbye, I'd en-
Cm
Courage you're smiles, I'd expect you wont cry!!!


Chorus: G  Em C#m Cm

(small break)
 G
Another contusion my funeral jag, it's
Em
My resignation I'll serve it in drag, you've
C#m
Got front row seats to the penitence ball, when I
Cm
Grow up I want to be nothing at all!!! I SAY

G
Hey!!!!!
Em
Hey!!!!! I say
C#m
Hey!!!!!
Cm
Yeah!!!! c'mon c'mon c'mon I said
G
Save me (Get me the hell out of here)
Em
Save Me (To young to die and my dear)
C#m
You can't (If you can hear me then just walk away and)
Cm
Take me!!!
(leads onto dead) 

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Now come one, come all, to this tragic affair
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 Wipe off that make up, what's in is despare
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|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
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 So throw on the black dress mix in with the lot
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|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------8--------8--8------8------8--------8-----8--|

 You Might wake up and notice you're something your not

Chorus w/ heavy distortion:
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|--3--3--3--3-5-7-5-3-0--0--0--2--0--9--9--9--9-10-9--8--8--8--8-10-|

Outro
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