Chorus:
H F# E
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
H F# E
I just want to lay in my bed.
H F#
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
E
So leave a message at the tone,
H D#7 E
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
H F#
Oh, I’m gonna kick my feet up, than stare at the fan,
E
Turn the TV on, throw my hands in my pants,
H F# E
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t.
H F#
Naw1, I’ll be lounging on the couch, just chillin’ in my Snuggie,
E
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie,
H F# E
’Cause in my castle I’m the frickin’ man.
E/D# C#m D#m E F#
Ooh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it ’cause I can.
Chorus:
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I just want to lay in my bed.
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything,
H
Nothing at all.
F# E
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
H
Nothing at all.
F# E
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P-Ninety-X,
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex,
And she’s gonna scream out, “This is great!”
(Oh, my god, this is great!)
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree.
I bet my old man will be so proud of me.
Well sorry, Pops, you’ll just have to wait.
Oh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it ’cause I can.
Chorus:
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I just want to lay in my bed.
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
C#m F#
No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair,
G#m7
’Cause I ain’t goin’ anywhere,
C#m F# G#m
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no.
C#m F#
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
G#m7
And let ev’rything hang loose.
C#m F# G#m
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah.
Chorus:
Oooh, today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I just want to lay in my bed.
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything,
Nothing at all.
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
Nothing at all.
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
Nothing at all.
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