This is the intro if you're too lazy to play it with a steel slide, like me.
 
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          Intro: D (3x)

 	  G
 	 I just got offa work at five
 	 D
 	 Drivin' that old van I drive
 	 G
 	 Overalls and dirty boots 
 	   A
 	 But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
 	      G
 	 So when I walked into that fancy store
 	    D
 	 They looked at me like I was poor
 	     G
 	 But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
 	    A 	A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
 	 It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"

 	 	 CHORUSL
 	 	              G 	 
 	 	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	 	                D
 	 	 My pockets can't hold all my cash
 	 	  	     A
 	 	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	                       D
 	 	 Got some gas and won the lottery
 	 	                 G 	 
 	 	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	 	                        D 	 	 	 
 	 	 My friends and family they're all livin' 
                 pretty good
 	 	 	 	 
 	 	 The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	 	   A (stop) D D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x)
 	 	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	       G
 	 I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
 	   D
 	 For all those cars on cinder blocks
 	   G
 	 And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
 	   A (stop) 	 	 	 	 	 A
 	 To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
 	      G
 	 I had a birthday party for momma last night
 	     D     
 	 In her 90 and a half foot triple wide 
 	   G
 	 You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
 	 A (let it ring)
 	 NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
 	 
         CHORUS
 	 
 	 	BRIDGE:
 	 	G (let it ring)
 	 	Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
 	 	  D (let it ring)
 	 	We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
 	 	E (let it ring)
 	 	 All the Miller Lite that you can handle
 	 	 A (let ring) A (strum 2x speed - then let it ring) 	 	 А hundred and 57 movie channels....  	
                 heh heh heh...
 	 
 	 	 CHORUS: slightly modified
 	 	              G 	 
 	 	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	 	                D
 	 	 Our pockets can't hold all our cash
 	 	  	     A
 	 	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	 	                  D 	 
 	 	 Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
 	 	                 G
 	 	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	 	                        D 
 	 	 My friends and family they're 
                 all livin' pretty good
 	 	 My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	 	   A (stop)        D 	   D G A D D
 	 	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	 G
 	 So pop a top, sit back and relax
 	                   D
 	 All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...