Intro: D G G G
G
I got friends that are hard to refuse.
D
There’s Bud and there’s Miller and there’s Jack Daniels too.
Let's not forget Cuervo, he’s long been my hero,
G
There’s Becks and Corona to name but a few
The sauce is my saviour, despite my behaviour
D
It’s hard to resist a good brew.
But if I can get sober, I’ll drag myself over
G
And we’ll raise just a small glass or two…
Chorus:
C G
My liver’s been battered and bruised,
D G
My head is all messed up and I'm so confused.
C G
Tomorrow I'll give up the booze.
D
If I can get sober I'll drag myself over,
G
And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.
I couldn't drink more if I tried,
So how come each morning my mouth is so dry?
It got me to thinkin’, if I stopped my drinkin’
Would I be a more reasonable guy?
Some say stayin’ sober is like playin’ poker;
We all know we’ll lose in the end.
It’s true I'm no winner, I'm a miserable sinner,
Ain’t a lifestyle that I recommend
Repeat Chorus
The doctor said, “Son here’s the deal -
Your condition is one that’s unlikely to heal.
I admire your style boy, but you live in denial boy.
I suggest you abandon your automobile.”
Chorus 3:
My livers been battered and bruised
My head is all messed up and I'm so confused
Tomorrow I'll give up the booze
If I can get sober I’ll drag my ass over,
And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.
When I get my car back, I'll pick up a 6-pack,
And drive myself over and drink it with you.
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