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			    Gynecologist - Stephen Lynch
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Tabbed by:Neil Simpson
Email:beardedbelly@hotmail.com

Tuning:E-A-D-G-B-E

The chords are played staccato fashion, so mute all the strings after strumming


	INTRO:

e|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
B|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2---3-2-----|
G|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2------3-2--|  
D|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2---------3-|
A|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0-----------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|


e|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|
B|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2----------2-3|
G|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2------2-3----|
D|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2-3--------|
A|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0-------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|


e|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------|
B|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2-------------|
G|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2-------------|
D|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2-------------|
A|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0-------------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|------~3-------|


	VERSES AND CHORUS:


e|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
B|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|
G|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|
D|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|-2--2--2h3---|
A|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|-0--0--0-0---|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|


Thats it. Listen to the song to get the mutes and the slaps on the body of the guitar.


| /  slide up
|   slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note 

 Another well done Stephen Lynch song!!

Standard Tuning

get the tempo from the song because I wouldn't trust my tempo markings. 

Intro:
  A      Bb             A                   Bb
E-5--5-5-6             -5------------5--5-5-6           
B-5--5-5-6            -5------------5--5-5-6          
G-6--6-6-7   x3   then -6-6-5--------6--6-6-7   x3 
D-7--7-7-8  /          -7----6-5-----7--7-7-8  /        
A-7--7-7-8             -7-------6-5--7--7-7-8           
E-5--5-5-6             -5----------6-5--5-5-6      

     -5------------5--5-5-6            -5------
     -5------------5--5-5-6           -5------
then -6----------5-6--6-6-7   x3  then -6------
     -7-------5-6--7--7-7-8  /         -7------
     -7----5-6-----7--7-7-8            -7------
     -5-5-6--------5--5-5-6            -5-----7

repeat 1st part of intro for verse:
  A      Bb
E-5--5-5-6
B-5--5-5-6
G-6--6-6-7 
D-7--7-7-8
A-7--7-7-8
E-5--5-5-6

I'm a rich and famous doctor
knew I'd always be
an expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda
checking your poondenda
let me see what I can find
if you get the nerve up
sit inside the stirup
single thought won't cross my mind
*(stop playing)* I love....
*(continue)*
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutting womens' minds at rest
I love...
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushing myself to be the best
*(stop playing)* Dr. Stephen's in
augh! (continue)

do last part of intro
-5------
-6------
-7------
-7------
-5-----7

i've got magic fingers
doctor of the year
there's not a lip that I can't read
a pap that I can't smear
*(stop playing, pause, thumb guitar twice)*

when your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
but I fear I must be blunt
i would just assume
i'd go to your balloon 
i think i will stick to your c.....
*(stop playing)* front

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........*(fade out)*


thank god for men like stephen lynch

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