If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey.


E: 022100    Am: 002210    ?: 054030(the third time you
C: 032010     F: 003210              repeat intro, slide 
                                     to this after holding
                                     C.)

INTRO:                               

E E  CCCCCCC  :x4(very fast)

Verse 1:
E          C     E          C
She's part girl, she's part boy,
E         C          E         C
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
E         C     E         C
She's got more, she's got less,
Am                    F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

(repeat intro)

Verse 2:
E        C         E        C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E              C             E        C
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
      E         C                E         C
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
Am                             F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

E E E E E  C C/? ? (x2)

Verse 3:
E                  C     /   ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E                            C       /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E                C      /  ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E                C   /   ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!

Verse 4:
E               C
Some things are white,
E               C
Some things are black,
E               C
Some girls wear make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.

E            C
She is still beautiful,
E            C
She is still fine,
Am
It's too bad her package
   F
Is bigger than mine.

E E E E E  C C/??

Verse 5:
E                   C   /   ?
She can't help her imperfections,
E                           C    /    ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E                C     / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E              C   /  ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!  

 Artist:  Stephen Lynch 
Song:  Hermaphrodite
Album:  A Little Bit Special
Track:  15
Tabbed By:  Rick (RCGoalie1@aol.com)
AIM:  unhlax23


Chords:

E    (022100)
C/G  (332010)
D/A  (554030)
Am   (x02210)
F    (133211)

When you play the intro and the verse, play the chords like this:

     E           C/G
E|----0--------0-0-0-0------|
B|----0--0-0---1-1-1-1------|
G|----1--1-1---0-0-0-0------|
D|-2--2--2-2---2-2-2-2------|
A|-2-----2-2---3-3-3-3------|
E|-0-----------3-3-3-3------|

Intro:  E  C/G x4

Verse 1:

E          C/G   E          C/G
She's part girl, she's part boy
E          C/G            E       C/G
She's got parts that everyone can enjoy
E          C/G   E         C/G
She's got more, she's got less
Am                     F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress


E  C/G  x4

Verse 2.  (play like previous verse)


E  C/G  D/A x 2

Chorus:

E                C/G              D/A
She wears lace, and she wears flannel
E                    C/G                 D/A
She watches football and the lifetime channel
E                   C/G         D/A
What's that bulge under her nighty
E             C/G      D/A
It must be hermaphrodite
E  C/G
Yeah


Verse 3:

E                C/G    E              C/G
Some things are white, some things are black
E                C/G    E (stop)
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back 
E                C/G       E            C/G
But she's still beautiful, she's still fine
Am                          F
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine


E  C/G  D/A  x2

 
Chorus. (play like other chorus)


After that, sing hermaphrodite a bunch of times and play the intro.

Thats it.  Email me with comments.  Later.