Stephen Lynch
Superhero

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E|---------3-3---0--3-3-3-3--3-3--0--3-3---0--3-3-------------------| x2
‘if I could be... a superhero....’

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D|-----3--------5---------5-5--5-5---|
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E|-1-1---0--3-3----------------------| x2
‘And if I saw criminals trying to lie...’

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D|-----3--------5-----5--4--7------5-------5------3---------5----5-5-5-5
A|-----3--------5--0--3--2--7----5---5---5--------3---------5-0--3-3-3-3
E|-1-1---0--3-3-------------5--7-------7------1-1----0--3-3-------------
‘I’d haul them off to jail in my awe-some-van...cuz I would be awesome man...’


Play the parts over and over again cuz it’s the same throughout the song.... 

 This is 100% correct; from Comedy central special and a live performance.

Standard tuning
Stephen plays with a capo 3, but it sounds OK without

Intro and Pre-verse: (pluck base note then strum chord)

C     C/G     C     C/G

Verse 1:

C          G    Am         F          G       C
If I could be a superhero, I would be Awesome Man

C        G         Am                    F               G       C
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan!

-break-

F            G         C           
And if I saw criminals trying to lie

F             G          C  
Hurting other people and making them cry

F                    G          C  B    Am (drag on for a measure)
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van

F                 G       C
'Cause I would be awesome man.

Pre-Verse

Verse 2:(same as Verse 1)


Pre-Verse

Verse 3:

Pre-Verse

Verse 4:(play break twice)


End:(Arpeggiate chords up and down)

C                  G    C    G         C  Am G F G C   
Yes then you would be a superhero like me 

 G          A     Bb
If I could be, a superhero,
G          A       D
I would be, awesome man.
G        A         Bb
I'd fly around the world fighting crime,
G               A        D
According to my, awesome plan.
    G        A         D
And if I saw criminals trying to lie,
G             A           D
Hurting other people, and making them cry,
    G                A          D    A   Bb
I'd haul them off to jail in my awe-some van...
       G          A       D
'Cause I would be awesome man.
    
Keep going like that for the rest of the song.