Сегодня Ночью — Homo-Scan

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Come on, cum on my face, cucumber from outer space!
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Won’t you please cum on my face, cucumber from outer space!

’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading 
Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,

I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual.

Come on, come on, you can, you gonna put me 
through the "Homo-Scan"!
Won't you please, come on, you can, you gonna put me 
through the "Homo-Scan"!

’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading 
Russian intellectual,
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,

I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual.

Kafka!
Kafka!

Well, I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading 
Russian intellectual,
Yes, I’m a ing bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading 
Russian intellectual,

I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual!..