I'm pretty sure this is how the verse is played, i am unsure how it begins and 
the exact pattern for the A chord but, it sounds right so don't rip me a new ass 
if you are better than me, just trying to help out 
    D               ?             ?          A          
e|--2------2-------5-----5-------3----3------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------2-2h3----|
G|---2--------2-----6-------------4-----4------2---------|
D|-0----0--------4-----4-----6--2---2---------2----------|
A|-------------------------------------------0-----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------| 

          ___---======---___

                        Tabulated By John Ware

                          meat5000@yahoo.com
                      
                               23/12/02



e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-----------------0---------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5-------------2-----------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------0-------------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2------------------2---------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-----------------------0---------|
B|-----3-----3---3-------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----2h3-----2h3-----|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-------2-----------|
D|-0-----------------4-------------4---2----------------------2-----------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-------------------0-------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5---------2---3---2-------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4-----------------------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2----------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0---0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------2-----------3---3---------------2-----------3---3-----2--2--2--2-----0-x---|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-----------2h3---3---------3---3-----3--3--3--3-----2-x---|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0---------4-4-------4-------0---0-----2--2--2--2-----2-x---|
D|---4-----------------0-------------4-----------------0-----------0--0--0--0-----2-x---|
A|-2-----------------2-------------2-----------------2-------------0--0--0--0-----0-x---|
E|-----------------3-------------------------------3---------------0--0--0--0-----0-x---|

e|---2-----2-------------5-----5-----------3----3---------------------0---------|
B|-----3-----3----3--------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----3---2-2h3-----|
G|-------2-----0h2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-----2-----------|
D|-0-------------------4-------------4---2----------------------2---------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-------------------0-------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5---------2---3---2-------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4-----------2-----------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2----------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0---0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------2-----------3---3---------------2--------------0-------------------|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-----------2h3-3------2---3---2-------------------|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0---------4-4--------------2-----------------------|
D|---4-----------------0-------------4------------------------------------------|
A|-2-----------------2-------------0--------------0---0-------------------------|
E|-----------------3------------------------------------------------------------|

                                    rake
e|-----------2-----------3---3-3-0--2-----2-2---0-0-----------------------------|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-3-0---3----3-3---2-2-----------------------------|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0-0-0----2---2-2---2-2-----------------------------|
D|---4-----------------0---------------0--------2-2-----------------------------|
A|-2-----------------2------------------0-------0-0-----------------------------|
E|-----------------3------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-------------5-----5-----------3----3---------------------0---------|
B|-----3-----3----3--------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----3---2-2h3-----|
G|-------2-----0h2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-----2-----------|
D|-0-------------------4-------------4---2----------------------2---------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-------------------0-------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5---------2---3---2-------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4-----------2-----------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2----------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0---0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------2-----------3---3-----2---2---2---0---0-0-----2-2-2---2-----3---3-3-|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-----3---3---2---2---3-2-----3-3-2h3---3---3---3-3-|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0-----4---4---4---2---2-2-----4-4-4-------4-0---0-0-|
D|---4-----------------0-----------4---4---4---2---2-2-----4-4-4---------0---0-0-|
A|-2-----------------2-------------0---0---0---0---0-0-----2-2-2---------2---2-2-|
E|-----------------3-----------------------------------------------------3---3-3-|

e|-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-----------------0---0---0-0-0---0---0---0-0-0---3---3---3-3-3-|
B|-3-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2---2---2-2-2---1---1---1-1-1---0---0---0-0-0-|
G|-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2---2---2-2-2---0---0---0-0-0---0---0---0-0-0-|
D|-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2---2---2-2-2---2---2---2-2-2---0---0---0-0-0-|
A|-----------------2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0---0---0-0-0---3---3---3-3-3---2---2---2-2-2-|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3---3---3-3-3-|

e|-2---------3p2-------0---1-----1-----1-1-0-x-x-0-x-x-0-0-----2-----------------|
B|-3-------------3-----3---1-x-x-1-x-x-1-1-1-x-x-1-x-x-1-1----3------------------|
G|-2---------------2-------2-x-x-2-x-x-2-2-0-x-x-0-x-x-0-0---2-------------------|
D|-0-----------------------3-x-x-3-x-x-3-3-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-2--0--------------------|
A|-0-----------------------0-x-x-0-x-x-0-0-3-x-x-3-x-x-3-3-0---------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

(Every set of tabs I've seen for this song are the same so I wrote my own.
Distribute Freely, but  no copying. Took me ages to do these). 

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			     Fuck her gently - Tenacious D
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tabbed by:Bonte

This is my first tab so do not judge me just yet. Don't know if the tab is 
absolutly right, but it sounds good. And I also wanna thank Mike W for the Chords.
This song is quite easy to play and it is also a good f**king song by the
greatest band in the world, and this is my tribute to it!

Intro:  
      (D)                (F#m)               (Em)	 

e|--------2-------2------2-----2------2-----2-----0------0------0------------|
B|----------3-------3------------2------2-----------0------0-----------------|
G|------------2-------2------------2------2-----------0------0---------------|
D|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------4-------------------2----------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
      
      (A) 

e|-------------0-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------2---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------2-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Main Riff/Verse:
      (D)                (F#m)               (Em)	 

e|--------2-------2------2-----2------2-----2-----0------0------0------------|
B|----------3-------3------------2------2-----------0------0-----------------|
G|------------2-------2------------2------2-----------0------0---------------|
D|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------4-------------------2----------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

      (A)

e|--------0------0-----0-----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------2------2---------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------2------2-------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chords:

-Verse1:
D, F#m, Em, A *2
Bm, G *2
D, A

-Chorus1:
D, F#m, Em, A *2

-Verse2:
Bm, G
D, A
Bm, G, Em, A
D, F#m, Em, A *2

-Chorus2:
Bm, G
D, A
Bm, G

Ending:
D, Em, A
C, G, D
Bb7, C, D


-Verse1:
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not 
right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her 
some smooches too. Sometimes you got to squeeze. Sometimes you got 
to say please. Sometimes you got to say hey:
-Chorus1:
I'm gonna fuck yoooooooouuuuuuuu softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump yooooouuuuuu sweetly
I'm gonna ball yooooouuuuuu discretely
-Verse2:
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, Wait a minute sally! I think I got something in my 
teeth could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' Teamwork!
What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me it's not my 
favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
-Chorus2:
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
-Ending:
But then...
I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuck  yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu haaaaaaaaaard.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!! 

 
Verse: (You don't always have to fuck her hard)
G|---------|
D|-0-4-2---|
A|-------0-| (x2)
E|---------|

Refrain: (Sometimes you've got to squeeze)
G|---------|-----|
D|---------|-0---|
A|-2---2---|---0-|
E|---3---3-|-----|

Verse: (I'm gonna fuck you softly)
G|---------|
D|-0-4-2---|
A|-------0-| (x2)
E|---------|

Refrain: (And then you say hey I bought you flowers)
G|---------|---------|
D|-----0---|---------|
A|-2-----0-|-2-----0-|
E|---3-----|---3-0---|

Verse: (What's your favorite dish)
G|---------|
D|-0-4-2---|
A|-------0-| (x2)
E|---------|

Refrain: (And then I'm gonna love you completely)
G|---------|----------|---------|
D|-----0---|------4-2-|-------0-|
A|-2-----0-|-2--------|-0-3-----|
E|---3-----|---3------|-----3---|

Outro: (Har~ar~ard)
G|------|
D|------|
A|-1-3-5|
E|------|