This is seriously the real version, but there are two unsolved versions, luckily
i'll give you both of them! So anyway, here is how it goes:

Jack

Yeah?

Do you think some people, do you think that there is some people that aren't
really, that are actually robots living amoung us?

No

That we cant tell?

No, we dont have the technology yet

But Rage, Rage, Rage

Yeah, Yeah

You know what I was thinking, stop playing, i was thinking of a fucking brilliant song

Yeah

Check it out, just do what i do

Yeah

Just Play this note

Then we both keep playing, we just both keep playing that note, every once in a
while bend it, and thats it and just remember who wrote that song me baby me
see its fucking simple, thats one song in the bank, next song

IS uh

Next song

But that was just one note

Next Song!!

Anybody could have wrote it anybody could have done that one song

But guess who did wirte it, MeYeah but did you write this 



E--2--2--2--2--2^--2--2^--2--2--2--2--2^--2--2^--
B------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------------

or you can also do this:

E-12-12-12-12-12^-12-12^-12-12-12-12-12^-12-12^--
B------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------------

If you play both of them you can see the similarities, so just go with your
instincts
and chose which ever one you like better! And check out my other versions of
Tenacious D songs, they will always have song-real, you following me? so anyway,
bro just check some otehr tabs by me, later! 

 Artist: Tenacious D
Song/Skit: One Note Song
Tabbed by: Mats

Okay you guys...this took me about 30 seconds to figure out and if it's not right than 
you can kill me now. Lol.

The song/skit starts off with Kyle jamming on the guitar with a few picking riffs which 
I'll figure out later, but the Jack tells Kyle to play this one note. This one single 
note....here it goes...

First pattern (Jack):
E------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------
D-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-1212----------
A------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------

Second Pattern (Jack):
E------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------
D-12-12-12-12-12-12-1212^12-12^12-1212-----
A------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------

You can listen to the song for Kyle's pattern, but it follows the same as Jack's, but he's 
an 8th behind.

Last pattern (played by Kyle):
E------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------
D-12-12-12^-1212---------------------------
A------------------------------------------
E------------------------------------------

This is one funny arse song/skit. Good luck on working on it. Any comments, questions, or 
corrections, E-mail me at abandon_thoughts@hotmail.com 

 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
			     One Note Song-Tenacious D 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tabbed by:Tom Maley
Email:tmale0103@aol.com

My first tab so go easy on me

Tuning:

e|-5-5-5-5-5b----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------4-4-4-4-4b-----------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

 ------------------------------------------------------
          One Note Song - Tenacious D
------------------------------------------------------
Tabbed by: arguy337
Email: guyarnan@rcn.com

Key:
h  -  hammer-on
p  -  pull-off
b  -  bend string up
() -  Grace note
The whole intro is played very lively and loose. Just play along and you will see what
I'm talking about. It's just funny to listen to.

Jack plays this, on acoustic guitar, standard tuning:

  Jack?  Yea?  Do you think some people, do you think theres some...
   D5                A5
E--5---5--5----------5-----3-----------------------------------
B--7---7--7----------5-----3-----------------------------------
G--7---7--7----------6-----4-----------------------------------
D--7---7--7----------7-----5-----5--5-h7-(7) -----5h7p5--------
A--5---5--5----------7-----5------------------------------5----
E--5---5--5---3--5---5-(5)-3-5------------------------------8--

   people that aren't eally, that are actually robots?

E--------------------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------------------
E--(8)--(8)--8---3---3--(3)------------------------------------



Kyle: Living among us...
Jack: No
Kyle: That we can't tell
Jack: No, we don't have the technology yet, but... 

Kyle on acoustic (or at least I think so, it may be Jack), lightly palm muted:

E--------------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------------
A--7(7)-7-5----------------------------------------------
E----------7--5h7-5-3-0---0-3-----------0-(0)--13-12-----

Jack: Rage, Rage... Rage 
Kyle: Yea? 
Jack: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing



Jack: I was thinkin of a fucking brilliant song
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Check it out, Just do what I do
Kyle: Okay
Jack: Just play this note

Now comes the main part of the song, it's basically both of them playing this. Kyle plays
everything an 8th late. Since he plays it that way, and They play the note every quarter,
it's continuous. The speed ascends as they play:

E---------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------
D--12--12--12--12--12--12---b12--12--12--b12--
A---------------------------------------------
E---------------------------------------------



This is where the guitar ends. The rest is the lyrics from the beginning.


Kyle: Jack
Jack: Yeah?
Kyle: Do you think some people-Do you think there's some people that aren't really...
that're actually robots? Living among us?
Jack: No
Kyle: That we can't tell?
Jack: No, we don't have the technology yet, but Rage, Rage,.. Rage
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Stop playing... I was thinkin of a fucking brilliant song
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Check it out, just do what I do
Kyle: Okay
Jack: Just play this note
Jack: And then we both keep-Just keep both playing that note... Every once in a while
bend it... And that's it, just remember who wrote that song, me baby me! See, it's fuckin
simple, that's one song in the bank... Next song, Next song! NEXT!
Kyle: But that's one note, anybody could have done that... Anybody could have wrote it
Jack: Yeah but guess who did write it? ME!
Kyle: Yeah but did you write this? (Bends note)
Jack: Dude I did! I told you to do the bending everyone once in a while!
Kyle: Oh shit you did
Jack: I did! I win! I win! One to nothing!