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Paperback writer...
G7
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look
It`s based on a novel by a man named Lear
C
And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer
G7
Paperback writer
G7
It`s a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn`t understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
C
It`s a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer
G7
Paperback writer
G7
It`s a thousand pages, give or take a few
I`ll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
C
I can change it `round and I want to be a paperback writer
G7
Paperback writer
G7
If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a milion for you overnight
If you must return it you can send it here
C
But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer
G7
Paperback writer
G7
Paperback writer...
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