Intro:
E  D  A  E  E  D  A  E

E		     D
Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer.
A			  E
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
E                  D
Why buy a gallan, when its cheaper by the barrel.
   A               A7
Just don't be busted singin Christmas Carols.

Chorus:
E       D
That's us, That's right,
A		E
Gotta love this American ride.
E		 D
Both ends of the ozone burnin
A	     E
Funny how, the world keeps turning
E	 D
Look ma, no hands,
A		   E	 D   	
I love this American ride.
A		E	    E	D A E
Gotta love this American ride.

Verse:
E			 D
Momma gets her rocks off, watchin desperate housewives
A			 E
Daddy works his can off, payin for the good life.
E		    D
Kids on the you tube, learnin how to be cool
A                A7
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.

Chorus:
B        
Poor little Lithamus, Americas town
A                                  E
She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.
B
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
A                    A7
Got herself a record deal, Can't even sing a note

Verse:
E			 D
Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
A		       E
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
E			   D
Customs caught a kid with an aerosol can
     A	       A7
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Chorus 2

That's us, That's right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh Yeah!
Na na na na na na na ???..time 3
Na na na na 

 CAPO 2

Verse 1:
D Cadd9
Winter gettin' colder,Summer gettin' warmer
G D
Tidal wave comin' cross the mexican border
D Cadd9
Why by gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel
G
Just don't get busted singin' Christmas carols

Chorus:
D Cadd9 G D
That's us, That's right, Gotta love this American Ride
D Cadd9 G D
Both ends of the ozone burnin' funny how The world keeps turnin'
D Cadd9 G (N.C)
Look ma, no hands!!! I love
D D Cad99 G
American Ride

Verse 2:
D Cadd9
Mama get's her rocks off Watchin' Desperate Housewives
G D
Daddy works his can off payin' for the good life
D Cadd9
Kids on the Youtube learnin' how to be cool
G D
Livin' in a cruel world pays to be a mean girl

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 3:
D A
Poor little infamous America's town
G D
She gained 5 pounds and lost her crown
A 
Quick fix plastic surgical anecdote 
G D
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Verse 4:
D Cadd9
Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller
G D
Spill a cup of coffee, Make a million dollars
D Cadd9
Custom caught a thug, with an airisol can
G D
If the shoe don't fit, The fit's gonna hit the shan

(Repeat Chorus, replace "look ma, no hands" 
with "Hot dog, hot damn")

D Cadd9 G
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na 
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na
D
Na,na,na,na,naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!